WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:14.440 This is Hacker Public Radio episode 4,083 for Wednesday, the 27th of March 2024. 00:14.440 --> 00:19.200 Today's show is entitled, Drive Cast Man Talk. 00:19.200 --> 00:24.320 It is hosted by some guy on the internet and is about nine minutes long. 00:24.320 --> 00:27.160 It carries an explicit flag. 00:27.160 --> 00:28.800 The summary is. 00:28.800 --> 00:40.920 Let's go to discuss his men's issues while driving. 00:40.920 --> 00:44.160 You are listening to a show from the Reserve queue. 00:44.160 --> 00:49.200 We are airing it now because we had free slots that were not filled. 00:49.200 --> 00:55.040 This is a community project that needs listeners to contribute shows in order to survive. 00:55.160 --> 00:58.800 Please consider recording a show for Hacker Public Radio. 00:58.800 --> 01:01.840 Hello and welcome to another episode of Hacker Public Radio. 01:01.840 --> 01:04.400 I'm your host, some guy on the internet. 01:04.400 --> 01:07.000 I like to start off with a little bit of a warning. 01:07.000 --> 01:09.880 This episode may not be suitable for all listeners. 01:09.880 --> 01:11.880 With that said, let's begin. 01:11.880 --> 01:18.320 Now today's topic concerns men, men of all ages, and it's a simple one, but I do believe 01:18.320 --> 01:23.080 their parents should have the option as to whether or not their children should hear 01:23.080 --> 01:24.080 this episode or not. 01:24.080 --> 01:25.080 So pause now. 01:25.080 --> 01:30.080 Alright, I assume that you've made that decision and we can carry forward. 01:30.080 --> 01:36.880 I don't know about you, but as a man, I really don't like to see anything, anything 01:36.880 --> 01:41.040 resembling moisture around the toilet seat in the restaurant. 01:41.040 --> 01:48.240 You think that mostly young men have this problem and most people assume that you have 01:48.240 --> 01:54.040 trouble seeing, you know, maybe you can't aim properly, that kind of thing, and we've 01:54.040 --> 01:55.040 all seen it. 01:55.040 --> 01:57.520 That could be multiple issues. 01:57.520 --> 02:03.480 I've seen issues where it actually wasn't the men causing the moisture pool in around 02:03.480 --> 02:04.480 the toilet. 02:04.480 --> 02:10.280 It was that the toilet was flush and so, so hard, like it was splashing water out. 02:10.280 --> 02:16.400 And of course sometimes there's leaks or condensation, condensation could build up on the 02:16.400 --> 02:21.240 reservoir and drip down onto the floor, causing a pool around the toilet as well. 02:21.240 --> 02:28.760 But excluding all of those, I'm talking about for men that usually end up missing the bowl 02:28.760 --> 02:33.440 or, you know, they're target and hitting the floor or outside of the bowl. 02:33.440 --> 02:35.840 I'm going to offer a little bit of advice. 02:35.840 --> 02:41.600 Now first thing first, you don't want to wait until you're desperate to relieve yourself. 02:41.600 --> 02:47.800 As a driver, a lot of times when I'm on the road, there may not be the option to just 02:47.800 --> 02:54.160 stop at the nearest place and you, you know, you know, 53 foot vehicle, a lot of times 02:54.160 --> 02:58.960 those options don't exist for you, so you really have to play in your day. 02:58.960 --> 03:05.400 And one of the things that I end up doing is every time I'm near a facility, a restaurant, 03:05.400 --> 03:09.040 I use it, rather think I have to or not, I go in there. 03:09.040 --> 03:13.920 One of the first things I do when I walk into any establishment, any building, is I go 03:13.920 --> 03:15.720 look for the restroom, immediate. 03:15.720 --> 03:20.360 That's the first thing I want to tackle because when I'm done here and I have to leave this 03:20.360 --> 03:24.560 place, you know, I got a job to do, rather I'm at work or not, like, rather I'm just 03:24.560 --> 03:28.080 in my personal vehicle or in the rig, whatever. 03:28.080 --> 03:33.120 I go look for the restroom whenever I hop out the vehicle, I take care of that first. 03:33.120 --> 03:37.200 Because once that's out the way, that means there's less of a chance I'm going to get 03:37.200 --> 03:39.880 desperate to do that when I'm on the road. 03:39.880 --> 03:45.240 Sometimes you can just stuck in traffic and be out there all day long, you know what I mean? 03:45.240 --> 03:47.760 And desperation will build up on you. 03:47.760 --> 03:51.240 Once you make sure that you're not going to end up desperate to go, that you're going 03:51.240 --> 03:56.800 whenever the opportunity presents itself, that's one way of making sure you don't end up 03:56.800 --> 04:01.320 you know, in that panic mode rushing me get in there and then, you know, now you're acting 04:01.320 --> 04:04.720 without thinking, you know what I mean. 04:04.720 --> 04:10.360 So another tip, when you go in there, now this is, if you're at a Sentinel, I think it's a 04:10.360 --> 04:13.760 little harder for you to miss at the Sentinel. 04:13.760 --> 04:19.600 And what I mean about, uh, depending on where you from, the Sentinel is the standing toilet, 04:19.600 --> 04:20.600 right? 04:20.600 --> 04:27.880 You're standing up facing it and it is very wide and has like, I guess, uh, walls making 04:27.880 --> 04:30.000 it very difficult for you to miss. 04:30.000 --> 04:37.080 So excluding that, I'm talking about a traditional toilet bowl, grab yourself one sheet 04:37.080 --> 04:38.440 of toilet paper. 04:38.440 --> 04:42.960 Now after you got that one sheet of toilet paper, go ahead and position yourself in front 04:42.960 --> 04:51.440 of the toilet and before you cut loose, take that toilet paper and first use it to rub 04:51.440 --> 04:55.760 the urethro, like, like you're clearing away anything that may be there. 04:55.840 --> 05:00.240 Now you don't have to use it like you're scouring of a potter or anything now, you know, 05:00.240 --> 05:04.400 you just quickly remove anything that may be there. 05:04.400 --> 05:08.840 And then, here's, here's the next step once you use the paper to remove everything, hold 05:08.840 --> 05:09.840 onto the paper hand. 05:09.840 --> 05:11.520 Don't just toss it away. 05:11.520 --> 05:17.760 Using your index finger and thumb, I want you to imagine holding a cigar in between your 05:17.760 --> 05:23.080 index finger and thumb and then rolling this cigar back and forth in between the index 05:23.080 --> 05:28.080 finger and thumb, as though you're loosening up the tobacco in the cigar, you're going 05:28.080 --> 05:34.440 to perform that action with the head of the penis, a little bit closer toward the urethro, 05:34.440 --> 05:35.440 the opening. 05:35.440 --> 05:40.760 This technique is going to help loosen up anything that may be blocking the opening. 05:40.760 --> 05:46.880 So you first wiped it away with the toilet paper, then you rolled to help loosen anything 05:46.880 --> 05:47.880 else up. 05:47.880 --> 05:52.920 You can give it one more quick wipe if you want, but if not, I want you to imagine when 05:52.920 --> 05:54.560 you're at the sink, right? 05:54.560 --> 06:01.080 And you turn the faucet handle or lift it, whatever design handle you have at the faucet, 06:01.080 --> 06:07.560 you turn the faucet on and then off really quickly so that a very short jet of water exits 06:07.560 --> 06:08.560 the faucet. 06:08.560 --> 06:13.360 I want you to imagine doing that, but with your bladder, using the muscles that control 06:13.360 --> 06:18.800 your bladder, just allow a short jet of urine to pass through. 06:18.800 --> 06:25.160 And what that's going to tell you is rather not you cleared the urethro or not, because 06:25.160 --> 06:30.920 if you haven't, well, there's much less to clean up, now that you know that you haven't 06:30.920 --> 06:35.680 fully cleared the opening, but if you have cleared it, and you can go ahead and cut loose 06:35.680 --> 06:39.440 and finish the job and don't shake at the end. 06:39.440 --> 06:42.960 That's why you held on to the rest of that toilet paper. 06:42.960 --> 06:48.240 When you're done, you use the paper to dry up, or you do is just place it at the opening, 06:48.240 --> 06:53.060 you're not packing it in or anything silly, you don't be crazy here, but you're just 06:53.060 --> 06:58.080 placing it there to opening and you know, the remainder will soak into the paper, you 06:58.080 --> 07:02.760 toss it in the bowl, if you did make a mess, now's the time for you to clean it out. 07:02.760 --> 07:06.600 Now you can close the seat, you know, put the lid down there, everything flush and head, 07:06.600 --> 07:10.280 head toward the sink and clean yourself up and head out. 07:10.280 --> 07:14.480 Now the reason you may have to go through these steps just in case you're wondering, 07:14.480 --> 07:19.480 if you're a young man, especially in the reason I said a young man, is because there's 07:19.480 --> 07:24.440 a good chance with those hormones of yours, you're probably getting a hard on every time 07:24.440 --> 07:30.000 the wind blows and the body naturally produces secretions. 07:30.000 --> 07:36.080 These secretions, as they make their way through, may, you know, when they get to the 07:36.080 --> 07:42.280 opening of the penis, they'll dry, causing a partial blockage, so if you don't clean it, 07:42.280 --> 07:47.760 you'll wipe it up, but at partial blockage, when you go to urinate, it's going to be like 07:47.760 --> 07:52.760 when you've got the garden hose and you put your thumb on the end of the garden hose 07:52.760 --> 07:58.760 and then the water sprays in every direction, yeah, that's what you're doing. 07:58.760 --> 08:02.600 So you want to go ahead and clear that up before you cut loose. 08:02.600 --> 08:08.200 And the same thing is especially true, if you're a mature male or an adult male, whatever 08:08.200 --> 08:15.560 you want to call it, and you have recently engaged in sexual intercourse or any activity 08:15.560 --> 08:18.680 where you have ejaculated. 08:18.680 --> 08:21.760 This is another secretion that you're going to be dealing with. 08:21.760 --> 08:27.800 Again, when you head in front of the toilet, follow those steps, you'll remove the blockage 08:27.800 --> 08:31.480 and then you can cut loose without wetting up all over the place. 08:31.480 --> 08:36.800 So now that you're better understand the situation, it's not just a matter of the person 08:36.800 --> 08:42.400 not being able to see and missing the toilet, it's just that nobody really explained 08:42.400 --> 08:44.120 that there's a process. 08:44.120 --> 08:50.800 And if you don't know that there is a process, well, you know, as good chance you could 08:50.800 --> 08:52.560 have negative results. 08:52.560 --> 08:54.560 So respect the process. 08:54.560 --> 08:58.320 Stop giving everybody a hard time whenever this kind of thing happens, I want you to think 08:58.320 --> 08:59.320 about it. 08:59.320 --> 09:04.560 Just because you're a human being and you have a body, does not mean you fully understand 09:04.560 --> 09:05.560 your body. 09:05.560 --> 09:07.840 This is true with everyone, man and women. 09:07.840 --> 09:12.560 Just in this topic we're dealing with, as I've heard it said, penis owners. 09:12.560 --> 09:16.600 Alright, I think that's about it. 09:16.600 --> 09:22.320 You guys have a good one, catch it in the next episode. 09:22.320 --> 09:27.240 You have been listening to Hecker Public Radio at Hecker Public Radio.org. 09:27.240 --> 09:32.320 Today's show was contributed by a hate-beer listening like yourself, if you ever thought 09:32.320 --> 09:38.920 of a coin podcast, click on our contributally to find out how easy it means. 09:38.920 --> 09:45.960 Hosting Prage VR has been kindly provided by an onsthost.com, the Internet Archive and our 09:45.960 --> 09:47.440 Sync.net. 09:47.440 --> 09:53.680 On this otherwise stages, today's show is released on our Creative Commons, Attribution, 09:53.680 --> 09:55.680 4.0 International License.